A little joke goes a long way...

Read this on friendster and I had a good laugh. I've read this joke before but never the last part. A very cute twist to the joke. Hope you all will share in the laughter :)


A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit
the ball into the woods. She went into the woods
to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this
trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog
said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there
was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you
wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The
woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned
her, "You do realise that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man in the
world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be
the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes
only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful
Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the
richest man in the world. And he will be ten
times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's
okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the
world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and
she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess
with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the
joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than
his wife!!!

Moral of the story:
"Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart. Let them continue to think that way and
just enjoy the show."

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it
only goes to show that women never listen!!!
Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and
to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour.
thanks.