The problem with self-made holidays are the classic symptoms that seem to manifest effortlessly after you have stayed home for a few days. It kills the fun and ultimately makes you feel rotten, like all other diseases.
Symptom 1: Lethargy
Too much time spent being idle apparently causes the body to become lazy and every movement that isn't followed with an immediate pause for relaxation makes you feel like you're gonna keel over and die of exhaustion. This is because you have been lying around listlessly doing nothing for days in a row, very much like a 200 pound bear in hibernation.
Symptom 2: Mental deterioration
A drastic decline in mental capacity is bound to follow the long days of putting your brain on hiatus. Your mind becomes sluggish and you eventually find yourself blanking out every few minutes where your thoughts seem to be occupied with thinking about nothing. When you realize that what you have been thinking about is redundant, you just don't care because a repetitive loop of blank thoughts keeps the voices away.
Symptom 3: Drooping eyelids
In the case where you do go out, you are then faced with the problem of eyelid ptosis. Too much 4 a.m. gaming rounds and afternoon wake times wrecks havoc with your sleep patterns and you soon feel like falling asleep at any time of the day. Just let your eyes have their way and soon you will walking around with your eyes half closed and your mouth half open.
Symptom 4: Guilt mania
As with sex and chocolates, an over indulgence in holidays makes you feel like you've done a crime. The onset is at the end of your break and really sets in when you realized you have been doing absolutely nothing productive in the span of that few days. You start to punish yourself mentally for being weak and giving in for a taste of the oh-so-delicious sinful pleasures that you have vowed to never be tempted with again.
Symptom 5: Obesity
When everything you see around you is food, you naturally pack on the pounds. Food seem to magically replenish itself with help from your parents and everytime you enter the kitchen you are faced with delicious smells and sights. How can you resist?
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Sounds a lot like my self imposed holiday. Don't take it all in one stretch.. leave gaps in between for work.
Go enjoy i say. You only live once.. :) But make sure you enjoy it. If you feel like you're not enjoying it, then go back to your original schedule i guess. - inaesb
Totally agree with you = ="
Rampent sex is the cure for all ailments! :P
First of all, if u have lots of time being idle then don't skip class!! Sleeping at 4am is 'awesome' coz have the chance to meet so many of your 'best frenz' n we won the game after all.. You called that punish yourself? Next time let me help you!
be grateful lah you had holiday! lol
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